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CollegeHumor explains Net Neutrality

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

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…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

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…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

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…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

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…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

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…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

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…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

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…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

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Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

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I wanna talk about something

Guys, I’m going to talk about something that I don’t mention often. I was in an accident when I was sixteen. I broke 36 bones, lost a few feet of intestine, punctured a lung and nearly lost the use of my left hand.

I was in physical rehab for years and eventually I got so frustrated with it that I quit my physical therapy and tried my best to forget how hurt I was. I’m a very cheerful person, I’m bubbly and vibrant, I never let anyone get me down and I do my best to always brighten people’s day.

But….beneath it all I’m in a LOT of pain. I didn’t heal properly. Part of my spine is fused, my left hand aches and twitches constantly, I have access and pains throughout my entire body. Some days I hurt so bad I can’t breathe properly, I can’t think, I wake up some mornings feeling like that first day I woke up in the hospital disoriented and confused. I have nightmares of still having my jaw wired shut, of every breath feeling like agony, feeling hard plastic in my lungs, my neck, skull and abdomen.

I try best to never show it, to never let people down by being anything but bright and cheerful. There’s so much bringing people down every single day, they don’t need their orgasms ruined by a depressed midget. I just want you to know that sometimes I disappear for a few days and you don’t know why. Sometimes I seem “off” and there’s no apparent cause. The simple answer is that I’m in pain and I don’t want to ruin your day with it. Just try to understand.

nerdgasmgirl:

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It’s been a long time since I’ve touched girl butt so I do believe we need a brand new visitor. I’ve been talking about it for weeks but now the fundraiser is finally here! We’re getting Sprinkles27_ here and I’m gonna nom her face! And probably other parts as well.

Anyone that contributes will be the proud owner of some of the content we make together. The more you contribute the more goodies you get! When we make goal EVERYONE that contributed will get a video of our much alluded to, bouncy ball cock race!

To contribute please send a giftrocket gift card to nomnomsprinkles26@gmail.com and provide an email address that we can contact you back at to send you your goodies!

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